Love Letter Day X

Fried Eggs

My head is really feeling screwed on backwards today so I am writing down random jotations no I did not misspell—this is what my brain considers…

Jun 12

1

Shredder

Crush versus shred. You choose.

Jun 7

6

Asking for a friend

Memes are all euphemisms.

Jun 2

7

2

May 2025

Milwaukee

I'm butter off without you.

May 23

9

2

Underwear

I have so much pent up writing from 2 months off the ‘stack—can I use a nickname for this?

May 2

2

February 2025

All the Single Mothers!

(All the single mothers)

Feb 27

3

Interpretations and Revelations

On a jam-packed day of art and New York City.

Feb 8

8

December 2024

Council Chamberpot

I believe in us.

Dec 20, 2024

8

1

The food is getting cold

Are people ok

Dec 16, 2024

2

The Toyotathon of thons

Thon onto others as thou wouldst thon unto oneself

Dec 10, 2024

5

Ozempicaresque

I lost weight three years ago and regained all of it, so basically, I'm way ahead of this whole weight loss trend.

Dec 9, 2024

8

2

November 2024

Illegible Discounts

The phrase "all other races" in the exit polls had me LOLing until I was not LOLing.

Nov 25, 2024

5