I do not want to judge your taste in coffee, but Coffee makes it near impossible. Someone insists on having it sweetened to the point of sacrifice. Someone else insists on making it as black and concentrated as possible. Insists on pouring it so slowly I have lived three other lives before we take our first sip. Insists on avoiding it at all cost.

I occasionally quit coffee because it’s bad for spiders. I insist on not buying it because it pollutes the world. But I always drink coffee in the morning because it makes me think of night, which I always look forward to, when I get to see anything I want.