What it sounds like my son is saying (what he is actually saying)

Penis (Peanuts)

Fuck (Fork)

Four (Fur)

Fur (Four)

White people (Wrecking ball)

Oops (Sorry)

Thank you (You’re welcome)

Good day, mama (Stay in bed)

No (I need to be alone)

Water (I need you)

Bye bye (I love you)